” I’ve loved my fans from the very first day, but they’ve said things and done things recently that make me feel like they’re my friends — more now than ever before. ”
I USED TO HATE TELLING PEOPLE I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT
NOW I SAY IT LIKE A FUCKIN DARE
I SAY IT LIKE YOU WOULD SAY “I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD I WISH A PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING WOULD SAY SOME SHIT RN I REALLY HOPE SO I FUCKIN HOPE SOMEONE SPEAKS THE FUCK UP SO I CAN SINGLEHANDEDLY BRING DOWN WHATEVER FUCKIN ARGUMENT THEY CAN AMOUNT AGAINST TAYLOR SWIFT WHILE WATCHING THE LIGHT GO OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN EYES AS EVERY THING THEY THOUGHT THEY KNEW ABOUT THE WORLD CRUMBLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM BECAUSE I’VE HEARD IT ALL OH WHAT’S THAT OYU’RE SAYING TAYLOR SWIFT WRITES TOO MANY SONGS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS OH THAT’S CUTE THAT’S REALLY CUTE YOU PIECE OF FUCKIN SHIT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING COWARD SO I GUESS WHEN SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT A LITTLE KID WHO DIED OF CANCER THAT WAS JUST ANOTHER SONG ABOUT AN EX BOYFRIEND HUH OR WHAT ABOUT THE TIME SHE WROTE A SONG ABOUT A FRIEND WITH BULIMIA OR THE TIME SHE WROTE ABOUT WHEN SHE WAS BULLIED OR WHEN SHE WROTE ABOUT LOSING HER BEST FRIEND OR WHEN SHE WROTE A SONG FOR HER FANS OR WHAT ABOUT THAT SONG SHE WROTE FOR HER FUCKIN MOTHER AND FAMILY HMMM????/ WHTA ABOUT THAT???????/ OOOHOHO WAIT WHAT DID U JUST FUCKIN SAY YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT “TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD WRITE A SONG CALLED MAYBE I’M THE PROBLEM” OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WAS FUCKIN HOPING YOU’D SAY THAT OKAY GAME FUCKIN ON LET’S DO THIS NOT ONLY HAS TAYLOR WRITTEN THAT SONG SHE’S WRITTEN THAT SONG 8304234290 TIMES AHEM DEAR JOHN BACK TO DECEMBER I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHITE HORSE SHOULD I GO ON??????? YOU PIECE OF LITERAL GARBAGE???????????? EVER HEARD THIS “MAYBE IT’S ME AND MY BLIND OPTIMISM TO BLAME” WHOA…….WOOOWHWOA…….IT’S ALMOST LIKE…..SHE’S ACTUALLY SAYING……”MAYBE I WAS THE PROBLEM”……..WOW……………….OR HOW ABOUT “THE BLAME IS ON ME” WHA TTHE FUCK????? TAYLOR SWIFT SAID THAT??????? MIND = BLOWN. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS ASSHOLES. YOUR MOTHER MUST BE SO PROUD OF HER SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER FUCKIN WHITE BOY SON WHO WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS AND MAKES FUN OF WOMEN WHO WRITE ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT’S WHITE BOYS WHO MAKE THAT “MAYBE I’M THE PROBLEM” JOKE THE MOST THAT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN IT’S A WHITE BOY JOKE GOD I WISH A MOTHERFUCKER WOULD”
THAT’S HOW THE FUCK I SAY IT
Nickname(s): oh god, I don’t know. I’m usually just Ceci, but sometimes people call me Cees or double C or things like that.
Birthday: November 21
LIKES / DISLIKES:
Favorite Color(s): green
Least Favorite Color: I think it might be orange or maybe yellow
Favorite Food: pasta, especially brown butter spaghetti
Least Favorite Food: pickles, onions, tomatoes on their own, and anything with cauliflower on it.
Favorite Band/Artist: Miss Taylor Alison, of course.
Least Favorite Band/Artist: I don’t have one I can think of. If it helps, I don’t really enjoy a lot of top 40 music so maybe some of those ones.
Favorite Type of Movie: romantic dramas of the tearjerker variety.
Least Favorite Type of Movie: sci-fi
Things you can’t get enough of: chocolate, clothing, fabric, free food, etc.
One thing you hate more than anything: working out to music I wouldn’t normally listen to, with some exclusions.
Are you single? I am
Do you have a crush on anyone right now? yes, I do.
Do you flirt a lot? Not really. I only ever do when I really like someone.
Sweetest thing you’ve ever gotten: I don’t know.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No, I don’t.
Do you fall in love fast? I don’t know, I don’t think so.
Do you ever make the first move? yes.
Do you want to get married? I do.
A daydreamer? I definitely am.
Talkative? Only when I really know you and am comfortable around you.
Energetic? same as the talkative answer, but yes, I try to be.
Happy? Right now I am. I have been for a while.
Depressed? Not for a while. I haven’t been legitimately depressed since 2012, but I’ve had my really bad weeks.
Trustworthy? I believe I am.
Confident? I try to be. I’m better at it now, but I don’t know if I’ll ever be completely confident.
Friendly? You know, I try to be friendly but making friends has always been really hard for me.
Sarcastic? More than I should be, but it’s amusing.
Dependable? mostly. Yes, I am.
Emotionally strong? usually.
Religious? I don’t belong to a church, really, but I believe in God.
Outgoing? not at all, unless I’m with friends I love or know really well.
Nosy? aren’t we all?
Lazy? I don’t think so.
Artistic? most definitely.
Thoughtful? I don’t think I could be a writer and not be thoughtful. In general though, I think I’m thoughtful.
Romantic? like I think I’m mostly a hopeless romantic and if I like a person, I’ll make them things and talk to them often. I also like to plan dates thoughtfully, when I do. I don’t know, am I?
Obsessive? I don’t think so, but we’re all a little bit obsessive. Let’s be real here.
Sincere? I am.